If ';Edmonton Oilers'; is a shortening of the old Edmonton Oil Kings....?

.....and the Brandon Wheat Kings were to become an NHL franchise, would we have to call them the Brandon Wheaties?





What other bastardizations can you come up with?If ';Edmonton Oilers'; is a shortening of the old Edmonton Oil Kings....?
When the Victoria Salmon Kings come to town, we call them the Sardines





The NHL can move the Islanders to Vegas, rename them the Desert Islanders. Just call them the Gilligans.If ';Edmonton Oilers'; is a shortening of the old Edmonton Oil Kings....?
NJ Satans


Detroit Chicken Wings


B.S (Buffalo Sabres)


NY Strangers


Vancouver Ca_ucks


Calgary Lames


Ottawa Trojans (look at the logo) - except the condom is 99% effective


Montreal Canadiens (bad enough as it sounds)


Edmonton Spoilers


NY HighLiners (remember that Capt. Highliner logo?)


Philadelphia Flyers = Broad Street Bellies





I'm just joking so don't ';thumbs down'; :D
If the London Knights were to become an NHL team and they had a tendency to rack up the penalty minutes could we call them the Naughty Knighties?
how about the flatlanders or the stubble jumpers or the wheatapux
And the LA Kings woulfd just be called the...





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Won't happen so don't worry.